The Dictatorship of Islamic Turkistan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Muzaffer with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.011 billion Islamic Turkistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ötüken. The average income tax rate is 43.0%.

The Islamic Turkistanian economy, worth 62.1 trillion Turkistan Manats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,422 Turkistan Manats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, and Muzaffer has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islamic Turkistan's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Islamic Turkistan is ranked 88,695^th in the world and 115^th in KAISERREICH for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 295.86 on the Clooney Contribution Index.